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charli xcx + lorde + the astrology of being chronically online

…and offline. Girl so confusing?
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Girl, it's so confusing sometimes to be a girl. hello fellow e-friends ~ today’s episode of ⟡ star quality ⟡ is a mega astrology deep dive sparked by the song Girl, so confusing? off of Charli xcx’s latest album brat.

there’s strong speculation that Lorde is the subject of the song so i booted up both of their natal charts ~plus their synastry chart~ to see where charli and lorde are compatible (virgo moons 2 degrees apart!!!) and aren’t compatible (virgo moons 2 degrees apart!!!) and some of it is…loud

so join me as I analyze both of their natal charts, go over the history of their lore and theorize on this possible consensual “diss” track :P

the song and these two singers relationship prompted a bigger astrology question: can astrology tell us if we’re prone to being chronically online?

lets find out if there are astrological clues of being an e-girl and similarly if theres signs that point too a more offline existence plus :) plus i share what i think the most chronically online placement in a natal chart is (charli has it lol) can you guess? other themes discussed: female friendship, “being compatible on paper”, the 11th house

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Timestamps:

  • 00:00:00 intro to the episode

  • 00:08:31 why were chatting about charli + lorde / background on the song girl, so confusing? + background on charli and lorde’s connection together

  • 00:20:56 charli xcx natal chart

  • 00:43:15 being comparing charli + lorde chart / rising sign analysis

  • 00:47:02 glimpse at synastry chart before paywall

  • 00:48:18 lorde natal chart

  • 01:13:13 synastry chart analysis

  • 01:20:53 closing thoughts

ps: theres ~some~ audio buzzy / crunchy moments, my litle mic was funky for some reason this time around, be kind :P

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